Josh. The rantings and ravings of a 21 year raised in MD.
Favorite things: Sci-Fi, bad movies in general, politics, music and muzak.

 

Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I’m concerned—I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.

Frank Zappa (via stuntguitarist)

Josh: Also, as an FYI, the government will pay you $3,000 dollars to get the flu.

Me: If ever there were an intro to a zombie movie, that would be it.

Josh: You wouldn't do it?

Me: Hell no, it'd be less sketchy if the invitation came from a guy who misspelled doctor and had a suspiciously German name.

Opening a bottle of Absolut Mango

Josh: Ooooh, smell this!

Me: Mmmm, that smells.... chuggable

Josh: Smells dangerous.

digitalcorpse:

I’m setting up my sewing machine on one desk, and Josh is painting his fraternity paddle on the desk behind me.

Damn it Sam.

digitalcorpse:

I’m setting up my sewing machine on one desk, and Josh is painting his fraternity paddle on the desk behind me.

Damn it Sam.